Funny Lifeguard On Break Pool Sign
Add personality and humor to your pool area with this handmade wooden lifeguard sign — perfect for beach houses, backyard pools, pool bars, and outdoor entertaining spaces.
Each sign is handcrafted from solid wood, painted, and sealed with an outdoor protective poly finish.
📏 Size
Approximately 20 inches wide x 10 inches high
If you need a larger size, please send us a message for pricing before ordering.
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✨ Customization Options
This sign reads:
“Lifeguard On Beer Break”
However, we can customize the wording for you!
You may request a word change such as:
• Wine Break
• Margarita Break
• Coffee Break
• On Duty
• Your custom phrase
Please message us before ordering to ensure your wording will properly fit on the sign.
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🌞 Care Instructions (Outdoor Use)
Because this sign is used outdoors:
• We recommend keeping it out of direct, constant sun exposure when possible
• Reapply a clear outdoor polyurethane sealer periodically to maintain protection
• For longest life, bring the sign indoors during the off-season or harsh weather
Outdoor wood signs naturally weather over time, and proper care will help preserve the finish.
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This sign makes a great:
✔ Pool house decoration
✔ Beach house gift
✔ Summer party accent
✔ Housewarming gift
✔ Airbnb pool decor
Handmade with care in our home workshop.
Thank you for supporting our small business 💛
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 weeks
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Frequently Asked Questions
Care instructions
Outdoor wood items are finished with an outdoor coating, but please note that this finish will not provide permanent protection against direct exposure to sun, snow, ice, and rain. We recommend checking the finish annually to assess whether it requires a recoating. If necessary, apply an additional coat of a clear coat outdoor varnish following the label instructions.
Reviews (16)
Average:
Jul 14, 2023
Tabetha Jackson
May 21, 2023
Looks great on my lifeguard chair by the pool.
Dennis
Jun 30, 2022
I’m blown away at how well my sign looks and the quality. Not to mention fast shipping and great communication! 10/10 recommend!!
Rebecca RuSs
Jun 8, 2022
Awesome would buy from again
Tammy Johnson
May 17, 2022
Super cute sign, really adds a lot to our pool area!
Jessica Fithen